Joining a startupDeed
There’s no better adrenaline than the type that’s created by worrying about the company existing next…
fine wine.Deed
or cheap wine. whatever’s available.
Checking in with my folksDeed
Even if they give me crap…
Getting a petDeed
You have enough trouble feeding, grooming and bathrooming yourself.
Food poisoningDeed
Suing the shit out of Chi-Chi’s and getting rich
Exploding beer.Deed
It’s still beer.
rectal bleedingDeed
uh, nothing really.
Ryan PipkinDeed
When he gets drunk
Being hung overDeed
Having fun the night before.
Paying taxesDeed
Avoiding federal prison.
Fast FoodDeed
It’s cheap
Cleaning my roomDeed
Seeing my floor
Stayed up lateDeed
Hanging out with friends
Stayed up lateDeed
Getting a ton of work done.